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Players take their turns as quickly as possible so they can watch his.
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When monsters get together to play a board game, they play Kingdom Death: David.
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GibbRS wrote:
When monsters get together to play a board game, they play Kingdom Death: David.


... and to this day they haven't won.
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David always splits tens.
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David is such a MBG that he wins World War II games playing as Luxembourg (without any reinforcements or replacements, of course), usually with the unconditional surrender of all other nations, even allies!
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When David plays Black Orchestra, Hitler assassinates himself on the first turn
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Errata comes from when David tells a game company, "you made that rule wrong".
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David actually wins discussions on the RSP forum.
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He can draw 21 on one playing card.
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Paradox Games wrote:
He can draw 21 on one playing card.


Meh... Bugs Bunny accomplished that in 1896...

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David is Bugs Bunny.
The boardgame is Elmer Fudd.
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theapostlegreen wrote:
Paradox Games wrote:
He can draw 21 on one playing card.


Meh... Bugs Bunny accomplished that in 1896...



I remember the episode. It's where I of the idea!
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David is such a master board gamer that...

...Chuck Norris wants to be able to game like David.


And, on the drawing front,

David's drawings come to life even though he doesn't use a purple crayon.

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...Azathoth wakes from slumber to tidy up after David plays Arkham Horror.
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Cthulhu called... but hung up when David answered.
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He can set up HeroScape terrain without looking.
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He can lose to his kids no matter what moves they make.
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This thread was fun but now I must report it, FOR WE HAVE DEEPLY OFFENDED THE ONE GOD. The only way to save ourselves from eternal damnation is to build an altar at BGGCON, then DEMAND everyone​ there to leave one of each sealed game there.

David demands it. And now, children of Dave, let us pray....
 
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His ziggurats have ziggurats.
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Games Workshop sent themselves a Cease and Desist when one of their designers tried to name a special character "David".
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I don't recall doing any of these things. shake
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He plays Wildlife Safari using real animals. surprise
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He plays Car Wars on a 1:1 scale
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When David plays a game of 7 Wonders, it becomes 7 Things That Are Okay But They're Not David.
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