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David designed Reiner Knizia.
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Agricola, Sekigahara, Concordia, Innovation, COOKIE!!! (and Guinness)
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SANJURO: You're all tough, then? GAMBLER: What? Kill me if you can! SANJURO: It'll hurt.
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In Agricola, David needs 3 player boards to hold his farm. And one more for his house.
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I don't remember what I ate last night
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but I can spout off obscure rules to all sorts of game like nobody's business!
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He plays Clue as Mr. Body.
... and wins.
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He played an entire game of Twilight Imperium (Third Edition) in 1 hour.
When he played Sherlock Holmes Consulting Detective: The Thames Murders & Other Cases, Holmes had to ask him how he solved the crime.
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David wins every game of noughts and crosses
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David plays Hanabi solo and creates a legendary show every time.
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He wins Clue without needing any clues
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In Catan, David steals from the Robber.
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He wins ALL ties. Even when he's not playing.
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He beat AlphaGo at Go by reading it's tells.
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He wins at Axis & Allies as the neutral nations.

He finishes Codenames on the first round.

He plays Star Wars: X-Wing Miniatures Game as an Ewok and wins.
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David is always the Start Player.
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In Fury of Dracula, he can win as a single hunter vs. four Draculas.

He wins Two Rooms and a Boom playing both the president and the bomber.

He can win Axis & Allies when playing as Italy.

He once scored a 7-letter word in Scrabble using Q, X and Z.
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He wins Star Wars: Rebellion during setup by occupying the enemy base. As either side.

He wins any Lovecraft-themed game by being greater, older and more singular.
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David plays Hanabi solo and creates a legendary show every time.

You don't know what you're missing if you haven't seen him solo Captain Sonar.
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When he backs a Kickstarter game, it delivers on time.
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I've seen David pull off a checkmate in 7 Wonders.

It's amazing the way he min/maxes Cards Against Humanity.
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David is the next expansion for Arkham Horror.
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He's such a Master Gamer that he gets distances correct without measuring when playing miniatures games.
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David can play a party game solitaire.
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Any female character in a bikini or school outfit he uses instantly becomes liked by all feminists for their clothing.

When he plays Mystery Date(YES,he does play it), he finds a picture of himself every time he opens the door.

The Super Bowl games are disturbingly accurate re-enactments of him playing NFL Game Day

He won Heroclix Worlds using a DKR Bane Miniature, a loot card from Star Munchkin and a chit from Catan. He found a way...

He is Dave. He is....the most interesting board gamer in the world....
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David gets free shipping from Coolstuff without even spending $100.
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skutsch wrote:
I like the idea of a Chuck Norris riff but are y'all making fun of an actual person? (EDIT: THEY AREN"T) Cuz I don't think we should be doing that.

EDIT: Never mind. I didn't read all the posts closely. I'm wet blanket by nature. Ignore me. IGNORE ME!


It's okay, perfectly fine! the first three thoughts just popped in my head on the way to church, and I thought maybe people would like it if I shared them.
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Ghosts play David Stories
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"David" was the original working title for Advanced Squad Leader.
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