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Wins Scythe with out ever having to cross a river
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Builds cities in Catan using his village on a 2/12 Orr/Wheat intersection
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This isn't an original joke, but it works for David:

David wins Connect 4 in three turns.

Here's an original:

David played HeroScape using only a set of Texas Rangers and beat Chuck Norris at it.
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The problem in the equation is people. Eliminate that, everything works.
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David plays Hanabi solo and creates a legendary show every time.

You don't know what you're missing if you haven't seen him solo Captain Sonar.


This is the win for me.
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If only you were real, David.

The Strong Museum goes to David for copies of games they don't have in their exhibit.
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More David facts, card game edition:

1) Can win Card Wars without flooping
2) Is the topic of an official Apples To Apples card
3) Has an event card named after him in Timelines
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skutsch wrote:
wamsp wrote:
heroesbane wrote:
David plays Hanabi solo and creates a legendary show every time.

You don't know what you're missing if you haven't seen him solo Captain Sonar.


This is the win for me.


Is it true, as I have heard, that bacon complains when "David" isn't an option in your polls?

I also heard that David DMs for Vin Diesel.
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David wins Codenames by correctly guessing all the answers...before he's even been given the clue.
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David plays Operation and saves real lives.

David always skips the first step of print-and-play.

David settles all 8 islands in A Feast for Odin.

When playing Thebes, David pulls out actual priceless artifacts.
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skutsch wrote:
I like the idea of a Chuck Norris riff but are y'all making fun of an actual person? (EDIT: THEY AREN"T) Cuz I don't think we should be doing that.

EDIT: Never mind. I didn't read all the posts closely. I'm wet blanket by nature. Ignore me. IGNORE ME!


Wait, isn't Chuck Norris an actual person?
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He plays abstract games, so abstract that they haven't been designed yet.
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I once saw David win a game of Resistance by making an argument so convincing, all the spies thought they were loyal.
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David can play all 512 versions of 504.
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Y'all wanna know how Tutankhamun died?
It involved Senet. And David.
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He always wins against the Halifax Hammer.
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If only you were real, David.

The Strong Museum goes to David for copies of games they don't have in their exhibit.

your wish has come true
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Power Grid was roll-and-move before David playtested it.
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When David plays Fluxx, he's always got his next three moves planned out.

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He always get the renegade in BANG! and he has never lost.
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David has finished a game of The Campaign for North Africa. Thrice.
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When David plays Alhambra, his wall is infinite.
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David has never failed to feed his people.
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David's a nice guy but he's still banned from our gaming group.
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David makes The Ungame a fun game.
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