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Subject: So, apparently my son is gay. rss

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Ken Shogren
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These stories are all absolutely horrendously funny.... right up to the point that I remember that I am the parent of a 10 y.o. girl ... who is already starting down the same deception paths.

My humor ends rather abruptly.

Kuhrusty... I don't know if I should thank you for giving me line of sight or curse you for shattering my naivete!


edit : apparently I cannot spell the O.P.'s name properly.
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If he's sneaking out to see a girl, you are in trouble.

If he's sneaking out to see four girls, he's in trouble. The best case scenarios involve no jail time, but years of therapy and PTSD whenever he hears giggling.
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As long as he hitchhikes to see the girls it's cool right?
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Meerkat wrote:
Because regardless of if his interests lean toward dudes or gals or both ... he needs to KNOW the risks.

"Son, you remember how that Brock Turner guy's dad wrote a letter to the judge asking for a light sentence when he sexually assaulted that drunk girl?"

"Yeah..."

"That is not the letter I would write."
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kuhrusty wrote:

"Son, you remember how that Brock Turner guy's dad wrote a letter to the judge asking for a light sentence when he sexually assaulted that drunk girl?"

"Yeah..."

"That is not the letter I would write."


Quote:
"I think it's best if you lock him up. Not just for the safety of society at large, but for my own sanity."
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James D. Williams
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"I'm gay"
"Is it going to cost me any money?"
"No."
[no further discussion ensues]
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So, basically what this story is saying is that your kid is 17. Bill Cosby didn't call teenagers the "brain-damaged people" for nothing.

My parents gave us a long leash and lots of freedom. But I was smart enough to never pull a stunt like that one, because I knew things would turn on a dime if I did.

So, when's his funeral?
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kuhrusty wrote:
"That is not the letter I would write."

Aw, I should've made that a link to this.
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Wait, isn't this the kid's second sleepover-related shenanigan?
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aaj94 wrote:
sleepover shenanigan

Is now the name of my next album . . .
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Quote:
...a risk taker based on the attempted pillow deception.


Maybe tell him that you decided to allow his pillow go to the foursome?
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