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PARANOIA: MISSION 3

Well, great. The squadron of flybots that transported your Troubleshooter team all the way out here to RAD sector has dumped you all off and departed. Now you are all standing here on the dark, flickering expanse of RAD Sector Landing Platform A-3, looking at each other and wondering what to do next. No supplies were given you beyond what you're carrying. It was assumed in the mission briefing that the RAD sector Production, Logistics & Commissary (PLC) section would issue you any additional food and supplies you might need.

Except that RAD sector looks completely and utterly deserted. Everything here is covered in dust and rust, most of the lights and autodoors don't seem to work, and there are pools of dank water and glowing greenish goo everywhere. (The glowing ooze might explain why the geiger counters on your utility belts are all crackling so merrily.)

Well, you've been on enough of these stupid missions to know EXACTLY what is going on. The Computer got the idea -- who knows where from -- that there was a nest of Commie Mutant Traitors operating here in RAD sector. Except that there are no Commies here. In fact, there is NO ONE here AT ALL, and probably hasn't been for deca-cycles. In short, you've been sent here to kill a bunch of traitors that don't exist, in a sector that was probably condemned and abandoned due to radioactive contamination long before you left your cloning tank.

But you can't fail in your mission -- failure would be treason, and treason means summary execution. And that's not for you. No-siree Bob-R. So you have to succeed, no matter what it takes.

That leaves one small problem. You were ordered to kill a bunch of Commie Mutant Traitors, so you can't succeed without some dead Commies to show for it. Or, at least ... some dead bodies that can't deny that they were Commie Mutant Traitors when they were alive. So, it's down to the standard backup plan: kill off your fellow Troubleshooters until only you and your fellow Secret Society brothers survive, and then radio for extraction before you die of starvation and/or radiation poisioning. Then you can go back and file a phony mission report that makes you all look good, collect your well-deserved promotions, and return to your semi-comfortable barracks (at least, until the next mission alert).

However, there are two complications with your standard backup plan. One: You aren't sure exactly which of your fellow Troubleshooters belong to your Secret Society. Two: Judging by the looks in the other clones' eyes, and the way they are fingering their lasers, they have the exact same standard backup plan that you do.

Oh, well. Just another day in good old Alpha Complex ...


TROUBLESHOOTER TEAM ROSTER:

WINNERS:

arkibet (Ark-O-BET-2)
Dwsparks (Dwspa-O-KSS-3)



MichaelL (Michael-R-TEX-1) /// PURGE Soldier (Shot Round Ten)

bwt2q (Bwt-O-UVA-1) /// Corpore Metal Telepath (Sniped Round Nine)

acekim (Ace-R-KIM-1) /// PURGE Telepath (Sniped Round Eight)
dturnerfish (Fish-R-MAN-2) /// PURGE Soldier (Sniped Round Eight)

Anonymouse512 (Mouse-R-NON-1) /// Corpore Metal Mutant (Sniped Round Seven)
rasattack (Ras-R-TAK-2) /// Corpore Metal Mutant (Died of Wounds Round Seven)
Xandryyte (Xand-R-BSW-3) /// PURGE Mutant (Shot Round Seven)

JCwid (JC-R-SXY-1) /// Death Leopard Soldier (VAPORIZED Round Six)thumbsup

Beowulf (Be-O-WLF-1) /// PURGE Vanilla Troubleshooter (Lobotomized Round Five)
Esuh (Esu-R-ATE-1) /// Death Leopard Commie Traitor (Shot Round Five)

kristiefix (Kristie-R-FIX-1) /// Death Leopard Telepath (Shot Round Four)
General Zod (Trigg-R-HPY-2) /// Corpore Metal Soldier (VAPORIZED Round Four) thumbsup

(No casualties Round Three yuk )

CompToadee-R-ILC-1 (CompToadee-R-ILC-2) /// PURGE Mutant (Shot Round Two)
greek2me (Guh-R-EEK-3) /// PURGE Soldier (Shot Round Two)
NickJost (NickJost-R-GUY-2) /// Corpore Metal Vanilla Troubleshooter (Shot Round Two)
randomgerbil (Ge-R-BIL-1) /// Death Leopard Mutant (Died of Wounds Round Two)
Rubric (Rubric-R-KEN-3) /// Corpore Metal Commie Traitor (Sniped Round Two)
seanp (SCSI-R-YOU-3) /// Corpore Metal Vanilla Troubleshooter (Died of Wounds Round Two)

SatanicEssence (Smee-R-MEW-2) /// Death Leopard Vanilla Troubleshooter (Sniped Round One)
rjphelan (RJ-R-PHE-1) /// Internal Security Plant (Sniped Round One)

NOTE: Players are asked to address each other with their short Troubleshooter designations (e.g., "Frank-R") and suitable Alpha Complex pleasantries. Examples: "A pleasant daycycle to you, Citizen Schlump-R!" "Serve the Computer, Citizen Fred-R!" "Pardon me, Citizen Suck-R, would you mind standing perfectly still as I carefully aim my laser at your left eyeball? Thanks ever so much!"


GAME STATS:

Clones Still Standing: 3
Clones Wounded: 0

Total Casualties: 19
Clones Vaporized: 2

Total Death Leopard Killed: 5
Total PURGE Killed: 6
Total Corpore Metal Killed: 7

Total Telepaths Killed: 3
Total Vanilla Troubleshooters Killed: 4
Total Mutants Killed: 5
Total Soldiers Killed: 4
Total Commie Traitors* Killed: 2

Total Internal Security Plants Killed: 1

* Does not include converts


LINK TO RULES THREAD

Here is a link to the sign-up thread and rules: http://www.boardgamegeek.com/article/2071458#2071458

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Round One has now begun, and will end at 8:00 PM BGG / Central Time on Monday, March 3. Players must PM their Action Order to Friend Computer before that time, or forfeit their Action.

Note: All future posts from Friend Computer will be in this snazzy, eye-catching blue type.

 
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Re: PARANOIA MISSION 3: GAME ON!!!
Greetings my fellow troubleshooters, I am Ge-R newly raised in security clearance to help our glorious friend computer in whatever way it deems fit. However as I am on my first assignment, in order to learn from such grizzled veterans as yourselves, I shall take a position at the back in order to watch and learn.
 
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JC-R-SXY-1 ready, locked and loaded.

*hanging around at the back? sheesh shake Looks like we've got to rely on the women in this war*
 
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Bouncy bubbly beverages are proof that the computer loves us and wants us to be happy. Cheers! What a daycycle this is going to be!
 
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JCwid wrote:
JC-R-SXY-1 ready, locked and loaded.

*hanging around at the back? sheesh shake Looks like we've got to rely on the women in this war*


Obviously, JC-R-SXY-1 is one of those extremely talented and hardened veterans. I nominate that we let her take the point position, so that she will be able to see and indicate any nefarious traps laid for our doom by the Commie Mutant Traitors. It will no doubt lead to a successful mission with minimum casualties.
 
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All hail the great Computer! Greetings to fellow loyal troubleshooters! Let us root out the Commie Mutant threat and serve our glorious Maker!
 
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Michael-R-TEX-1 reporting for duty. All glory to the computer.
 
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rjphelan wrote:
JCwid wrote:
JC-R-SXY-1 ready, locked and loaded.

*hanging around at the back? sheesh shake Looks like we've got to rely on the women in this war*


Obviously, JC-R-SXY-1 is one of those extremely talented and hardened veterans. I nominate that we let her take the point position, so that she will be able to see and indicate any nefarious traps laid for our doom by the Commie Mutant Traitors. It will no doubt lead to a successful mission with minimum casualties.


Veteran my arse! This will be my first campaign. But I won't cower at the back. I like to be where the action is
 
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Rock-N-Roll! Friend Computer is the bomb...

 
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seanp wrote:
Rock-N-Roll! Friend Computer is the bomb...



*points his laser at seanp*

Was that some kind of Commie code? You would dare use "bomb" in the same sentence as the enlightened and almighty Friend Computer? Such a suggestion is forbidden! and is evidence of a sinister purpose!
 
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seanp wrote:
Rock-N-Roll! Friend Computer is the bomb...



*points his laser at seanp*

Was that some kind of Commie code? You would dare use "bomb" in the same sentence as the enlightened and almighty Friend Computer? Such a suggestion is forbidden! and is evidence of a sinister purpose!

Plus I heard Friend Computer only likes smooth jazz.
 
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MichaelL wrote:
rjphelan wrote:
seanp wrote:
Rock-N-Roll! Friend Computer is the bomb...



*points his laser at seanp*

Was that some kind of Commie code? You would dare use "bomb" in the same sentence as the enlightened and almighty Friend Computer? Such a suggestion is forbidden! and is evidence of a sinister purpose!

Plus I heard Friend Computer only likes smooth jazz.


Really? I heard Friend Computer liked heavy metal.
 
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Really? I heard Friend Computer liked heavy metal.


One could always check Friend Computer's profile (or at least those parts which are cleared for RED clearance consumption) ...
 
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Mission Update:

During mission prep, the GREEN clearance briefing officer indicated that the following major Secret Societies were suspected of having infiltrated the team:

Death Leopard
PURGE
Corpore Metal


That is all. Have a nice day, Citizens!
 
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Fish-R-MAN-2 reporting to duty!

 
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Ark-R-BET-2 reporting for duty!

Thank You, Friend Computer, for selecting me for this mission!
 
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Xand-R *loves* Friend Computer and will do her bestest to get rid of the threat!
 
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Hello fellow troubleshooters!
 
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Good morning fellow troubleshooters, I do hope that everyone has a pleasant day while serving the computer. I shall be doing some remote installs suggested by The Computer. As I will have several processes running at once (The Computer encourages effeciency) I may not be completely available to engage in as many social activities today. The Computer assures me that such social activities are secondary to this work, but feels very strongly about me allocating some time towards the community and has recommended contact with at least 4 individuals.

All hail The Computer!

Based on the latest news:

Friend Computer wrote:
Mission Update:

During mission prep, the GREEN clearance briefing officer indicated that the following major Secret Societies were suspected of having infiltrated the team:

Death Leopard
PURGE
Corpore Metal


That is all. Have a nice day, Citizens!


I shall use my recommended (thus required) time with the community to help deduce who these infiltrators might be.
 
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Mouse-R-NON-1 reporting, laser at the ready! I am ready to assist Friend Computer. Any others wishing to do so, please contact me. We shall root out the Commie traitors together!
 
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rjphelan wrote:
seanp wrote:
Rock-N-Roll! Friend Computer is the bomb...



*points his laser at seanp*

Was that some kind of Commie code? You would dare use "bomb" in the same sentence as the enlightened and almighty Friend Computer? Such a suggestion is forbidden! and is evidence of a sinister purpose!


Perhaps my fellow troubleshooter is not well versed in the vernacular of weapon wielding movies of the late 20th century. I was simply expressing my extreme interest in rooting out commie scum, and also indicating a high level of appreciation for Friend Computer, surpassing all other allegiances.
 
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I can't hear you! Sound off like you have a pair! 9 Troubleshooters haven't spoken and that is less than 10 hours from being considered treason!

 
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Pleasant daycycle, troubleshooters!

Bwt-O-UVA-1 reporting for duty. I am proud to be asked to serve friend computer again.

For those who are new to RAD sector, please note that Friend Computer wishes to reward all those who have taken the proactive step of joining a secret society. If you are a secret society member, please line up together against the wall - yes, that one over there - and place your lasgun on the floor, since you will need both hands to hold your reward.

You may wish to close your eyes to increase the surprise.
 
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Pleasant daycycle, troubleshooters!

Bwt-O-UVA-1 reporting for duty. I am proud to be asked to serve friend computer again.


If I remember correctly, the rules encourage (in fact, practically require) metagaming.

Therefore, I must point out that in the last game, Bwt-O-UVA-1 (aka bwt2q) was a big, fat, pants-on-fire LIAR! (and so were a lot of other people, but he's the one I remember).

So, ummmm... let's all shoot him.


Oh by the way, in Game 1, I earned the much coveted award of "Sacred Order of the Smoking Boot" with bullseye device, no less. This is a challenging award to win, as it requires at least 8 people to shoot you all at the same time. So even though I really appreciated it, I just want to make sure somebody else gets the chance to enjoy such a glamorous award. In fact, if the recent Champions game offered awards, I would have received another Smoking Boot (and Purple Spleen too).

In other words, enough awards for me. Somebody else take one, please.


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For those who are new to RAD sector, please note that Friend Computer wishes to reward all those who have taken the proactive step of joining a secret society.


Speaking of which, isn't it too early to drop hints? Still first page, and yet we have references to rock and roll (clearly a Def Leopard reference) as well as heavy metal (no doubt a nod to Corpore Metal).
 
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If I remember correctly, the rules encourage (in fact, practically require) metagaming.

Therefore, I must point out that in the last game, Bwt-O-UVA-1 (aka bwt2q) was a big, fat, pants-on-fire LIAR!


Indeed, we have TWO troubleshooters among us who sport an "O" level clearance. Frankly, I'm worried that they would be prime communist recruitment targets, and have probably already been killed and replaced with communist clones who have infiltrated our midst. I recommend that all troubleshooters aim at one of these two treasonous [deleted for sensitivity reasons] immediately...
 
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