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Anybody got links to some good wargame porn, like this site? I mean good photos of games-in-progress, preferably monster games.
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The subject terrified me. I've seen wargamers. I've seen porn. There is no way I want to see the two together.
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Rindu wrote:
Anybody got links to some good wargamer porn, like this site? I mean good photos of games-in-progress, preferably monster games.


I guess it stands to reason that they'll hire actors with monster-sized games, and that characters in a wargame fantasy will behave incongruously. But to see it played out on the screen makes it all seem so ridiculous:

Doorbell rings

Yard Long Groan: "Hello? It's just me, the cable TV guy...anyone home?"

Hex Appeal: "C'mon in! Don't mind me, I'm just setting up this game of Guderian's Blitzkrieg II."

Yard Long Groan: "Say, that's one massive game you've got! And you're my last client of the day -- need an opponent? But oh dear: I forgot I left my four cousins, the Chief of Police, and our rabbi out in the van waiting for me. I don't suppose you'd mind if they came in and set up a game of The Longest Day ..."

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The subject terrified me. I've seen wargamers. I've seen porn. There is no way I want to see the two together.


Yeah, it might belong on the "Words in the English Language that Should NEVER, and I Mean NEVER, Not in a MILLION, TRILLION Years, Go Together" list.
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Yard Long Groan


 
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all right, all right, hahahaha, i changed the thread title.blush sauron
 
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Rindu wrote:
all right, all right, hahahaha, i changed the thread title.blush sauron



Thanks for changing the title!Now I'll thumb it.
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Does this count? http://www.achtungpanzer.com/

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Rindu wrote:
all right, all right, hahahaha, i changed the thread title.:blush: :sauron:


You wusses, can't handle "bear" p0rn, eh?

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I believe this might fit the bill:

http://alphaares.com/web/index.php?option=com_content&task=v...
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Rindu wrote:
Anybody got links to some good wargamer porn, like this site? I mean good photos of games-in-progress, preferably monster games.


Have you looked at the pictures and session reports on BGG itself ? There are quite a few here (modesty forbids me from advertising my own input).

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Yep, that is awesome. Good god.
 
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The ASL Museum has some in-game shots:

http://www.desperationmorale.com/aslmuseum.html

Some shots from Monstergame.con:

http://www.consimworld.com/monstergamecon/2001_gallery/defau...
http://www.wargalley.com/consimworld2005.php
http://www.wargalley.com/consimworld_2008/


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Well, I kinda like annotated pictures. Full disclosure: these are my pics.

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gamer72 wrote:
Rindu wrote:
Anybody got links to some good wargamer porn, like this site? I mean good photos of games-in-progress, preferably monster games.


Have you looked at the pictures and session reports on BGG itself ? There are quite a few here (modesty forbids me from advertising my own input).



Happily, I do not suffer from undue modesty , so here is a session report of mine replete with in-game photos!

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/thread/296502
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Wow, some of those shots are awesome! I can't wait to try some OCS.
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anarchy wrote:
The subject terrified me. I've seen wargamers. I've seen porn. There is no way I want to see the two together.


Oh man, you are missing something.

There is nothing quite as teasing as a beautiful wargame, with her box partially open, flashing her charts. What was that colour? A glimpse of her counters, I think! And then, in the second photo, she is laid bare, spread out on a table in all her glory. She is covered with enticing counters waiting to be pushed, beckoning you to come and play with her. She begs the question, "Can you outlast me? I take not hours, but days to come to my final climax. Come play with me."

edit: spelling. I was a bit excited. Sorry.
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Oh man, you are missing something.

There is nothing quite as teasing as a beautiful wargame, with her box partially open, flashing her charts. What was that colour? A glimpse of her counters, I think! And then, in the second photo, she is laid bare, spread out on a table in all her glory. She is covered with enticing counters waiting to be pushed, beckoning you to come and play with her. She begs the question, "Can you outlast me? I take not hours, but days to come to my final climax. Come play with me."

edit: spelling. I was a bit excited. Sorry.


Trust me, I have no problem with warGAME porn. I just don't want to see warGAMER porn. That R at the end makes all the difference in the world.
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Grognard1: "Ok, we've finally finished setting up Wacht am Rhein."

Grognard2: "Oh, no...I didn't bring any dice!"

Grognard1: "That's okay...I've got some right here..."

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anarchy wrote:

Trust me, I have no problem with warGAME porn. I just don't want to see warGAMER porn. That R at the end makes all the difference in the world.


hahah, okay, I see now, my mistake. I removed the R. Obviously I didn't think this through very well.
 
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GeneSteeler wrote:
anarchy wrote:
The subject terrified me. I've seen wargamers. I've seen porn. There is no way I want to see the two together.


Oh man, you are missing something.

There is nothing quite as teasing as a beautiful wargame, with her box partially open, flashing her charts. What was that colour? A glimpse of her counters, I think! And then, in the second photo, she is laid bare, spread out on a table in all her glory. She is covered with enticing counters waiting to be pushed, beckoning you to come and play with her. She begs the question, "Can you outlast me? I take not hours, but days to come to my final climax. Come play with me."

edit: spelling. I was a bit excited. Sorry.


Isn't "feel my chits" in there somewhere ?


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anarchy wrote:
The subject terrified me. I've seen wargamers. I've seen porn. There is no way I want to see the two together.


Oh man, you are missing something.

There is nothing quite as teasing as a beautiful wargame, with her box partially open, flashing her charts. What was that colour? A glimpse of her counters, I think! And then, in the second photo, she is laid bare, spread out on a table in all her glory. She is covered with enticing counters waiting to be pushed, beckoning you to come and play with her. She begs the question, "Can you outlast me? I take not hours, but days to come to my final climax. Come play with me."

edit: spelling. I was a bit excited. Sorry.


Isn't "feel my chits" in there somewhere ?


Thought of it afterwards, it'd have to be the third 'action' shot

Probably along the lines...
"I closed my eyes and reached into her cup, my fingers blindly fondling her chits, soon to be revealed" blush

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gamer72 wrote:
GeneSteeler wrote:
anarchy wrote:
The subject terrified me. I've seen wargamers. I've seen porn. There is no way I want to see the two together.


Oh man, you are missing something.

There is nothing quite as teasing as a beautiful wargame, with her box partially open, flashing her charts. What was that colour? A glimpse of her counters, I think! And then, in the second photo, she is laid bare, spread out on a table in all her glory. She is covered with enticing counters waiting to be pushed, beckoning you to come and play with her. She begs the question, "Can you outlast me? I take not hours, but days to come to my final climax. Come play with me."

edit: spelling. I was a bit excited. Sorry.


Isn't "feel my chits" in there somewhere ?


"Hey, nice dice tower..."

 
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desertfox2004 wrote:
gamer72 wrote:
Rindu wrote:
Anybody got links to some good wargamer porn, like this site? I mean good photos of games-in-progress, preferably monster games.


Have you looked at the pictures and session reports on BGG itself ? There are quite a few here (modesty forbids me from advertising my own input).



Happily, I do not suffer from undue modesty , so here is a session report of mine replete with in-game photos!

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/thread/296502


Shameless ! shake


Fantastic session report, though.


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