"Keep Summer Safe!"
I've forgiven you for plenty of things in the past. Thumb whoring. Cruel treatment towards your servants. Cigarette Lobbying. That submarine thing. But to just open up the TV guide and find this starting at me...
Death on a Factory Farm (9pm Central, HBO)
Not for the squeamish, this startling documentary chronicles the undercover investigation of the Wiles Hog Farm ... by the Humane Farming Association after the group received a tip from farm employees that animals were being abused
Just how much impudence and Whiggery do you expect Chit-Chat to take in silence?
You are abusing pre-bacon! For shame! Shame! Bad Wiles-es!