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Subject: Cartoon Caption Contest (Jan.7/2012): LOTR Gamers rss

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Somehow, Frodo always won the Longest Road.

*Also, thanks for posting this contest -- hilarious! I've finally de-lurked and registered for BGG.
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Why is it that every copy of this game seems to be missing the ring?
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Halfling: "Why does every rule book say that the player with the pointiest ears goes first? Why not the player with the pointiest hat, or biggest feet?"
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This collector's edition just isn't the same as actually being there.
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Frodo: "I know what I must do. It's just... I'm afraid to do it."
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"I'll put my Shire Hobbits into decline .."
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What are you doing!? I don't even know you!
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Gandalf: I have a strange feeling they stole the theme for this game from us - I just wish there was a copyright lawyer in our fellowship...
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Phil Standen
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Duke say "play games"
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Frodo's analysis paralysis was worse than Shelob's poison.
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Gimli: "So I put my little round token here?"
Gandalf: "Your farmer"
Gimli: "yes, my farmer. and I can build a fence?"
Legolas: "no, you need some wood for that"
Gimli: "how do I get wood, again?"
Frodo: "you have to place your wooden disk.."
Gandalf: "farmer"
Frodo: "sorry, your farmer, on a wood space"

Gimli: (*sighs*) "Can't we just go kill some Orcs?"
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No, no, no. The bore sighting bonus for MMGs only applies for Defensive First Fire, not for Prep Fire.
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"One does not simply place influence in Mordor ..."
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The Smith family, embarrassed that no one came to their LOTR costume party, turned the evening into a board game night for the family. After it was over, they all agreed to never speak of this day again!
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The Nicest Guy
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This Turn goes ever on and on,
This turn of Settlers of Catan.
Without this halfling, I'd have won,
But I must watch the dice again.
Marking them with eager eyes,
Until the pips come up my way
Where many resources arise,
But until my turn I cannot play.
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"I am so tired of boardgames with a business theme. Why can't they think of something original?"
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Gimli sings: "Frodo of the nine fingers, and the Ring of Doom"
Frodo: Cut it out dwarf, and make your move!
 
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"Okay, next question. How many members were in the fellowsh... aw heck, just give us all 4 points."
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Inkygirl wrote:

"Let's play War of the Ring!"
"Mmmmh. I don't dig historical games..."
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Frodo found himself losing quite badly when Sam didn't show up to game night.
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Three Games for the Ameritrash-Kings to blow stuff sky-hi,
Seven for the Euro-lords with their cubes of stone,
(And wood and sheep and food)
Nine for War-Gamers with chits doomed to die,
One for the BGG Lord on his Web-wide throne,

In the Land of Geekdom where the dice doth fly,
One hobby to rule them all, one hobby to find them,
One hobby to bring them all and in the basement bind them
In the Land of Geekdom where the fun doth lie.
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Frodo went on to become the runaway winner because in every trade he also received Legolas' bow and Gimli's axe.
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Frodo could not keep the words "My Precious" from escaping from his lips as he placed his hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place.
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Martin Larouche
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Frodo and co. playing the hit RPG from Gyry Gagax:
"Basements & Geeks."
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Gandalf: If I'm reading the rules correctly, we must work together as a team to defeat the evil one and save the world.

Frodo: Just once I would like to play a fantasy game.

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Philip Clayberg
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Frodo: "Gandalf. You could either go after Saruman orthanc me for doing it instead."
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You can't cleave the thief in twain with the mighty sword Glamdring because it isn't in the rules. You have to let me steal a card.
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