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Eric "Shippy McShipperson" Mowrer
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Chuck Norris' chief export is pain.
 
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Chuck Norris' chief export is pain.


Especially after watching "Walker: Texas Ranger" .
 
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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.
 
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Start reading here:

http://tinyurl.com/de7yz

... and go forward about a week.

 
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Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel are Best Friends For Life because if Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel ever fought, The world would be destroyed in a blast of awesomeness.cool
 
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

I love these things. So, so great. So, so vulgar.
 
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Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
 
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
 
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Chuck Norris does pushups with his eyelids.

No, I'm not sure how either, but I seen it...damndest thing...
 
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Did I ever tell you about the time Chuck Norris took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Chuck takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'
 
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The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is soaked in blood and tears.
 
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
 
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When Chuck Norris fails, it's not his fault, it's his ass.

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The most destructive matter in the world is called Norrisonium.
 
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" If Chuck Norris sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of ass kicking."
 
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
 
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Chuck Norris blew up the Challenger space shuttle. When asked why he said, "I've never left a challenger alive."
 
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Chuck Norris was once dining in a fancy Canadain restaurant. When the waiter brought him his fries with cheese, he looked at them with a cold stare and said, "This needs gravy."

And so poutine was born.
 
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Eric "Shippy McShipperson" Mowrer
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Chuck Norris invented the hammer, because he had too difficult a time roundhouse kicking nails into the wall without also destroying the entire wall.
 
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a gun. He inserts the bullets manually.
 
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Chuck Norris once corrected MisterCranky on his spelling.
 
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Chuck Norris is SO dead.
 
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Chuck Norris IS Caylus.
 
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Made by me.
 
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