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"Caylus created the world in 6 phases, on the 7th it did final scoring"

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Caylus is Mother, Caylus is Father.
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Caylus would be in first place, except that it doesn't have a wharf.
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Caylus is Dead!

Long Live Caylus!!!
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It seems to be a town in the Pyrenees. But it's hard to find out much about it, because most of the sites that Google throws up refer to some kind of a strange board game.
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Quote:
Caylus is Mother, Caylus is Father.


Watch it.
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I have eaten some Netrunner counters, a treasure token from Nemo's War, and a First Martians condition token. Also maybe a Fallout "L" token.
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If Caylus could be a tree, Caylus would be an Elm.
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FACTS:

1. The provost is a mammal.
2. The provost fights ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the provost is to flip out and kill meeples.
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I had a bad fever and sore throat so I rubbed Caylus on my forehead and the next day I was better. Amazazed, I gave the box to my neighbor who slept with it. The next moring he told me his impotence was cured.


I didn't ask for it back.
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Caylus comes in a box, but it cannot be contained.
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Caylus is the next Monopoly
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Caylus can levitate up to three feet off the ground, but Caylus chooses not to.
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Caylus' scrotum contains all the kinetic energy released during the K/T Boundary impact event.
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Caylus is as Caylus does.
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Caylus drives a van and is here to pick up your daughter.
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'Caylus'

can be anagrammed to read:

'Suc y'al'

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Caylus does not rhyme with an...ything...


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Caylus touches me where my bathing suit covers.
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May your Caylus' breed in multiples of three...

much like my gophers...
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Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Caylus.

Caution: Caylus may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Caylus contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Caylus on concrete.

Discontinue use of Caylus if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech,Temporary Blindness,
Profuse sweating, Heart Palpitations.
If Caylus begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Caylus may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Caylus should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration... Failure to do so relieves the makers of Caylus, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

If Caylus should become soiled, wipe gently with a soft cloth moistened with sulfuric acid.
Ingredients of Caylus include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Caylus has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Caylus.

Caylus comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Caylus. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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19 of the Top 20 highest grossing films ever were inspired by Caylus.
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"Caylus" is rumored to be the last word in the upcoming Harry Potter Book 7.


(OK. It's not a fact, but intriguing nonetheless)
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As a result of using Caylus, erections lasting longer then 4 hours require immediate medical attention.
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Chuck Norris challenged Caylus to a fight, and when Caylus showed up Chuck immediately surrendered to the awesomeness that is CAYLUS.
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Caylus,

a minute to learn

a lifetime to master.
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